Adam Sandler - The Wedding Singer (Somebody Kill Me)

這大概會是我看一百遍，笑一百遍的喜劇吧。
救命啊。
這是我最喜歡的一個喜劇演員，比金凱瑞都還好笑，也比班史提勒好笑，班史提勒只有衰臉吧很愛演衰片（還有鐵男躲避球的賤臉）。

要是從電影台發現正在播婚禮歌手我大概會放下手頭的一切工作在從頭看一遍，姆哈哈哈。
而且最後一段Adam要唱歌給茱兒那一段我每次看好像也都會哭。
這捷取的片段，真的好笑到歪邀（歪邀歪邀）。
Adam說這首歌前半段是寫給他前女友的，後半段是他的前女友離開他之後寫的，可能會有點怪。（哈哈）
Well,　再我放歌的同時，我室友金門人已經大怒說：這首歌也太跳TONE了吧！（顯然他沒有看過，我都快笑死了）
Adam的演技真的不得了，被女友拋棄之後，唱到奮慨之時，眼淚都快流出了姆哈哈哈哈哈。（居然還有哭腔）
還有The Cure的笑話我好像聽不大懂的樣子，因為我沒聽過The Cure呦。





Somebody Kill Me
Adam Sandler
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[Spoken]
Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song
I was listening to the Cure a lot.

[Sung]
You don't know how much I need you.
While you're around I don't feel blue.
And when we kiss I know that you need me too.
I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true.

But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddamn joke.
And when I think of you and I,
I hope you fucking choke.

I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.

Oh somebody kill me please,
somebody kill me plee-ase,
I'm on my knees,
pretty pretty please kill me.

I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head.